Never tell me the odds...Start-up edition

After reading this article about red flags that spook investors, I got an idea for a new company. It would focus on developing a proprietary integrated circuit platform that would revolutionize debt-collection for the food service industry in Somolia using a rag-tag team of newly minted undergrads. Provide the undergrads with the next Facebook, tailored specifically for this emerging $10MM/yr market. 

Who's in?